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Dead Sea Almanac – Thursday, April 4, 2019

Featured Brew The Dead Sea Almanac is pleased to present today’s featured beverage, our newly introduced Icemint Vodka. Crafted from the finest of ingredients in the mountain ranges to the east, this imported beverage is great for socialites looking to freshen up or commoners trying to fit in! Guaranteed to freshen your breath and taste […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Wednesday, April 3, 2019 – Captain Clarke Edition

Featured Item Today’s item is sent to us by one Captain Clarke, who insists that we feature it at the risk of our ships being plundered. She claims it is the only item she has ever needed to deal with problematic crew members or plumbing, and tells us that our readers will surely need one. […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Featured Item Today’s featured item is a wonderous invention: The Box of Everlasting Snuff. No more will you have to run out of one of nature’s finest pleasures and be forced into a trip to the grocery store; instead, simply take a pinch from the snuff that never runs out! Just think of the money […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Monday, April 1, 2019

Featured Item Today’s featured item is the wonderous Enchanted Snorkel. No where else can you find a snorkel designed by the discoverer of Atlantis, or a finer product of more estimable quality! Enchanted to produce air at any depth, the editors wager that no man can survive the horrors and the wonders of the deep […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Saturday, March 30, 2019

This Week’s Biggest Story This week has been a rather slow one, but there remains the very interesting story of the man in shining armor and the man in traditional black cloth who pursues him. While our editors were unable to catch up with the man who claims to be a paladin, the pursuing Hand […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Friday, March 29, 2019

Featured Item That’s right folks, time once more for Featured Item Friday! Today’s legendary item is known as the Shield of Faith! Serving the role of both an enchanted shield and a holy symbol, it provides clerics of all descripts protection from the elements of the darkness which attempt to overcome them! Fused from the […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Thursday, March 28, 2019

Featured Brew We at the Dead Sea Almanac are pleased to offer on Thursdays this week’s featured beverage, starting with our world-famous Five-Dragon Mead! Made with the brewing talents of five of the nation’s famous magical brewers, and featuring a searing sensation worthy of any dragon, this spicy beverage burns like scotch on the way […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Featured Item Gustav insisted that we feature his new stewing appliance today, and when we regarded the efficacy with which it makes a stew of even the most unappealing ingredients, we were hard pressed not to feature it earlier! Today’s Stewing Bag is a magical item which can take the poisonous, the inedible, the downright […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Featured Item Today’s featured item is a mirror, that, when peered into, reveals the wearer’s deepest desire! Imagine no more what your beloved desires! Simply place the mirror in her hands, and you never need wonder again! Or show the mirror to your mother-in-law, and finally learn the manner of death she yearns upon you!* […]

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Dead Sea Almanac – Monday, March 25, 2019

Featured Item The Dead Sea Almanac is proud to feature today’s wondrous item at a steep discount! Appearing as just a simple porcelain slug upon a pendant, this device requires only to be stroked while the words “come alive” are whispered, and it shall immediately grow into a monstrous beast, capable of devouring one’s enemies […]